November 16, 2010
Finally, the Beatles released on iTunes. I know that most fans will have all this music already, but for those younger generations who haven't been able to get their hands on the masterpieces of John, Paul, Georgte, and Ringo-- now's your chance!
Some burglars tried to rob a house with their faces obscured by permanent marker. Probably took some real thought before they this method. It was like, "Hey, can you afford a mask? No? Okay, let's use marker."
It was the perfect trap. Skip out on a dinner bill, check. Lure a cop to your house, check. Assault said officer with a big ol' sex toy, double check. Getting arrested? Priceless.
A woman attempts to sell her grandson. Apparently it wasn't the first time, but what we're really concerned about is how old she looks despite only being 45. Man, a life of crime will leave you looking like that? I think that's a deterrent enough for becoming a criminal.
A hero dog was euthanized after bring brought back from Afghanistan. It doesn't get much more depressing than that, but Kat's comments during the show really did showcase her innocent nature. So that's why we were yelling.
A man burglarizes houses, finds the victim's cellphone, and texts a picture of his man meat to everyone in their contact list. Man, that's cruel. We wonder if he's going to be put in a lineup...
Here are some of the more hilarious euphemisms for "penis" we could think of: Beef Missile, Mr. Salami, Pelvic Punisher, Pork Sword, the Chubby Conquistador.
A listener called in about his television, remote, and the batteries from another remote being stolen. So hilarious. We salute you, dear listener.